Sunday, November 25, 2018

Naples

Naples is a crazy, packed city that feels like it grew together without regulation for hundreds of years.

I was never worried about crime in Naples; I was only worried about getting hit by a car.

Naples is famous for its pizza; we ate at Starita, which was good enough for John Paul II.

"Carpe Diem"

Every block in Naples has a local shrine.

The Naples Archeology Museum is one of the best in the world. Here is our friend Balbus, the patron of Herculaneum.

The Farnese Bull, a reconstructed statue, and one of the Roman masterpieces. It was discovered in the Baths of Caracalla in Rome.

The Farnese collection of Roman jewelry was also impressive.


No those aren't breasts on Artemis, those are bull testicles.

Yikes

The museum is home to the Secret Room full of Roman erotica. I won't post it here, but there are plenty of suggestive Satyr statues in the kosher part of the museum.

Eagle and Phrygian: Best of Buds

Everyone likes a good rooster mosaic

Memento Mori

Foods of Pompeii

Derpy Hippo

The Horror

Quite the tiger?

The original Alexander mosaic

An Indian statue that made its way to Pompeii

When you compare Roman art with Medieval art, its hard not to view the later period as a Dark Age

Romans love pygmies... a little too much...

Watch out!

A fresco of a riot in Pompeii's Coliseum

Vivid Roman ships

Roman shrines in nature almost feel East Asian

The museum also featured mummy souvenirs Europeans took home with them from Egypt in the 1800s.

Roman graffiti: A blonde woman taught me to hate black-haired women. I will hate them if I can; if not, I will love them, even against my will."

Roman political graffiti

Naples at night

The churches in Naples have melded into the city.

An interesting effect outside one of the churches.

The ancient churches of Naples stand surrounded by unimpeded development.

Pompeii

Pompeii is enormous. Nothing prepares you for just how large and well preserved this ruined city is. It is the best snapshot we have into Roman life ~79 A.D. Not included in this blog post is the wide variety of sexual content around the city; the Romans were not as modest as we are.

We enjoyed the gorgeous views of Naples bay on the train from Naples to Pompeii.

Casts of the ash encased dead of Pompeii scatter the ruins

Pompeii's Colosseum

Some funerary monuments outside Pompeii's walls

Many houses have guard dog mosaics in the entrance.


View from the center of Pompeii

Another house's guard dog

Pompeii's plaza

The guard dog of the House of the Tragic Poet

Windows 98

A recreation of the Alexander the Great mosaic in the House of the Satyr

Many side roads in Pompeii are abandoned

Bear mosaic


Vivid frescoes


Starbucks household shrine

Some of the frescoes in Pompeii reminded me of the 16th century artwork in Mantua's Gonzaga palaces.

Egyptian influences in the House of Mysteries.

Frescoes in the House of Mysteries at the edge of Pompeii.